Monday, March 17, 2008
A lady walks down the street on her way to work and sees a parrot in a pet store.
The parrot says to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady's really angry. She storms past the store and goes to work. On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot says, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
She was really angry and walked home. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and it said again "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so angry that she stormed into the store and threatened to sue the store and have the bird killed. The store manager apologized profusely and promised the bird wouldn't say it again.
The next day, when the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to her, "Hey lady!"
She paused, stared at him and said, reluctantly, "Yes?"
The bird said, with a cocky attitude, "You know."